








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 525 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2595 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,181 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3614 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3284 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2421 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2862 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $394,998 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 562 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timperitimi | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | T s u b a S t u b a | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | Hunꬶ | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | HulluTimi | 61% | 72 |
| #5 | Bullrik | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Timperitimi | 71% | 21 |
| #2 | T s u b a S t u b a | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | Hunꬶ | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | HulluTimi | 61% | 72 |
| #5 | Bullrik | 53% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HulluTimi | 8 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Timperitimi | 4 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | Bullrik | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bullrik | 254 | 0.34 | 8 min |
| #2 | HulluTimi | 129 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Hunꬶ | 55 | 0.19 | 1 min |
| #4 | T s u b a S t u b a | 26 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Timperitimi | 25 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hunꬶ | +3.47 | 83 | 77 |
| #2 | miku | +1.86 | 75 | 78 |
| #3 | Bullrik | +1.28 | 69 | 80 |
| #4 | Timperitimi | -0.68 | 62 | 59 |
| #5 | T s u b a S t u b a | -0.69 | 75 | 61 |





