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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4476 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,652 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2489 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2878 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3098 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2187 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,587,405 of utility $243 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 241 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | ◢ ◤ k E z 1 2 D e C ◢ ◤ | 56% | 48 |
| #13 | Renxonage | 56% | 45 |
| #14 | qwerty123 | 55% | 102 |
| #15 | SiL~ | 55% | 117 |
| #16 | estellyy. | 53% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cheki | +5.39 | 90 | 73 |
| #2 | A_A | +3.80 | 88 | 62 |
| #3 | brownsmiley CSGO.NET | +2.70 | 75 | 54 |
| #4 | Zenith | +2.36 | 89 | 50 |
| #5 | demiox | +2.12 | 81 | 64 |





