








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 28 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
188 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 659 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 201 | 31% |
| Smokes | 124 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 171 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 163 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $70,380 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChrisAren | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | Jola | 58% | 12 |
| #3 | SnoKarEN | 55% | 22 |
| #4 | Fogelwasser | 55% | 22 |
| #5 | ÆBLE | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnoKarEN | 3 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | Fogelwasser | 2 | 0.0049 |
| #3 | Dawg | 1 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fogelwasser | +2.88 | 74 | 82 |
| #2 | SnoKarEN | +2.64 | 60 | 77 |
| #3 | Jola | +2.38 | 80 | 57 |
| #4 | Alex | -0.77 | 40 | 78 |
| #5 | Dawg | -1.39 | 29 | 64 |





