








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1395 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 283 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




78 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4561 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,421 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5588 | 25% |
| Smokes | 6477 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5850 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4506 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,061,412 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | OPiWan | 43% | 155 |
| #8 | Shank | 42% | 116 |
| #9 | m-klein1995 | 40% | 194 |
| #10 | Bali | 39% | 92 |
| #11 | StilleNat | 34% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bytees | 13 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Bali | 10 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | OPiWan | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | ☯️CopyNinja | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | m-klein1995 | 5 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bytees | +3.08 | 77 | 73 |
| #2 | Købmanden | +2.51 | 45 | 70 |
| #3 | ☯️CopyNinja | +1.51 | 64 | 56 |
| #4 | Ng1t0 | +0.91 | 56 | 59 |
| #5 | OPiWan | +0.50 | 74 | 68 |





