








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Faceit | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3163 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,748 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3373 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3667 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2599 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2109 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,331,000 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S!ntra | 50% | 307 |
| #2 | panni | 47% | 34 |
| #3 | Cid | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | haTe | 44% | 116 |
| #5 | Hellion | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S!ntra | 50% | 307 |
| #2 | panni | 47% | 34 |
| #3 | Cid | 47% | 30 |
| #4 | haTe | 44% | 116 |
| #5 | Hellion | 42% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haTe | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | S!ntra | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Hellion | 2 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | panni | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S!ntra | 655 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #2 | haTe | 300 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #3 | Cid | 81 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | panni | 62 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hellion | 45 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s3uche | +2.36 | 72 | 65 |
| #2 | panni | +1.48 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | S!ntra | +0.03 | 67 | 67 |
| #4 | Cid | -0.38 | 65 | 62 |
| #5 | haTe | -2.38 | 50 | 64 |





