








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1019 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 366 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6054 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,735 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3316 | 20% |
| Smokes | 4108 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6843 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 2468 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,624,547 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 723 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...

| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1 | 67% | 51 |
| #2 | Klaus Iohannis | 65% | 51 |
| #3 | Rollstuhlfahrer BOB | 56% | 90 |
| #4 | Moe | 55% | 47 |
| #5 | H0wly | 55% | 170 |

| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() Lucutz | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | 1 | 8 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Scooby snax | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | H0wly | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Cid | 4 | 0.0011 |

| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ![]() Lucutz | +2.06 | 71 | 68 |
| #2 | H0wly | +1.81 | 58 | 49 |
| #3 | panni | +1.60 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | Cid | +0.36 | 72 | 63 |
| #5 | s3uche | +0.11 | 63 | 65 |









