








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1709 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 698 matches | ||
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 116 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10118 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7785 | 24% |
| Smokes | 8710 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 9021 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 7270 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,798,533 of utility $229 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | buh | 56% | 82 |
| #2 | grinsebacke | 55% | 166 |
| #3 | nope. | 51% | 220 |
| #4 | Prexxin | 50% | 74 |
| #5 | ..-Difigiano-.. | 50% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Mike | 46% | 123 |
| #15 | sebian | 44% | 281 |
| #16 | yOu rEal Fr | 44% | 130 |
| #17 | Utz | 42% | 76 |
| #18 | Wembley das Schaf | 42% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Utz | +2.91 | 80 | 75 |
| #2 | Prexxin | +2.31 | 74 | 62 |
| #3 | grinsebacke | +2.25 | 50 | 68 |
| #4 | awes0mej0ke | +1.89 | 80 | 62 |
| #5 | nope. | +1.86 | 57 | 74 |





