








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1054 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 717 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6867 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2983 | 13% |
| Smokes | 8593 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 6539 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5147 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,654,853 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 268 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prexxin | 55% | 64 |
| #2 | Wurschtbixn | 54% | 46 |
| #3 | buh | 53% | 150 |
| #4 | ..-Difigiano-.. | 51% | 160 |
| #5 | awes0mej0ke | 50% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snobni | 743 | 0.07 | 19 min |
| #2 | n00byd00byd00 | 705 | 0.08 | 18 min |
| #3 | Frostbane | 275 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #4 | awes0mej0ke | 238 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | ..-Difigiano-.. | 195 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wurschtbixn | +3.03 | 71 | 73 |
| #2 | Prexxin | +2.79 | 71 | 60 |
| #3 | awes0mej0ke | +2.09 | 81 | 62 |
| #4 | n00byd00byd00 | +1.21 | 77 | 68 |
| #5 | qp | +0.72 | 56 | 59 |





