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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




70 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,984 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8718 | 40% |
| Smokes | 5609 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3259 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4398 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,516,866 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2460 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DonPookie | 71% | 49 |
| #2 | dragon | 60% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DonPookie | 71% | 49 |
| #2 | dragon | 60% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DonPookie | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dragon | 212 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | DonPookie | 187 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hokage p | +2.38 | 70 | 66 |
| #2 | dragon | +1.80 | 91 | 75 |
| #3 | DonPookie | +1.68 | 75 | 65 |





