








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1436 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,543 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3136 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3132 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2110 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2165 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $307,408 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 454 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PÀNÐORÁ | 53% | 64 |
| #2 | SpideR | 53% | 108 |
| #3 | J∅sĦi | 51% | 73 |
| #4 | PENTA xSm1Le | 45% | 47 |
| #5 | 𝓼𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓮𝔂 | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | J∅sĦi | 51% | 73 |
| #4 | PENTA xSm1Le | 45% | 47 |
| #5 | 𝓼𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓮𝔂 | 44% | 25 |
| #6 | Tschmiki | 41% | 17 |
| #7 | ?ZipZap :) | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpideR | 6 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | J∅sĦi | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | PÀNÐORÁ | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | ?ZipZap :) | 4 | 0.0105 |
| #5 | PENTA xSm1Le | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SpideR | 286 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | PÀNÐORÁ | 178 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #3 | PENTA xSm1Le | 148 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | J∅sĦi | 102 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | ?ZipZap :) | 49 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ?ZipZap :) | +2.99 | 82 | 70 |
| #2 | SpideR | +2.79 | 80 | 60 |
| #3 | PENTA xSm1Le | +1.25 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | Tschmiki | +0.95 | 74 | 60 |
| #5 | 𝓼𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓮𝔂 | -0.09 | 56 | 52 |





