








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 261 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,713 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2690 | 25% |
| Smokes | 3281 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2533 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2209 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $762,608 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 231 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gandhi | 56% | 18 |
| #2 | Maxime | 54% | 96 |
| #3 | Kentucky (Tyler) | 54% | 26 |
| #4 | lang | 53% | 86 |
| #5 | GriGri | 52% | 164 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | GriGri | 52% | 164 |
| #6 | L3GION_69 | 50% | 103 |
| #7 | Ichigo | 49% | 61 |
| #8 | Couille Gauche | 47% | 70 |
| #9 | Furax | 44% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L3GION_69 | 7 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | GriGri | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Couille Gauche | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Maxime | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | lang | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GriGri | 339 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #2 | Maxime | 165 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Ichigo | 138 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Couille Gauche | 137 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | L3GION_69 | 101 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ncR_ | +1.40 | 54 | 68 |
| #2 | Couille Gauche | +0.46 | 60 | 69 |
| #3 | Maxime | +0.18 | 66 | 71 |
| #4 | GriGri | -0.05 | 63 | 73 |
| #5 | Ichigo | -0.19 | 52 | 68 |





