








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 545 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 127 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3068 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,936 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2599 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2548 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 846 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1943 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $864,298 of utility $165 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 134 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUPERLUCKy ☆ | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Rec0n | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | CHRISP | 5 | 0.0097 |
| #4 | .GRENADEBILL | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | sirdimi ♕ | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUPERLUCKy ☆ | 741 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #2 | Rec0n | 356 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | .GRENADEBILL | 255 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | sirdimi ♕ | 149 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | TACE | 110 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rojo | +3.65 | 90 | 77 |
| #2 | Rec0n | +2.77 | 80 | 74 |
| #3 | lanponygG | +1.62 | 88 | 64 |
| #4 | RAGERRR | +1.61 | 63 | 65 |
| #5 | CHRISP | +1.19 | 80 | 70 |





