








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1739 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,390 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1214 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1666 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1128 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1382 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $707,970 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUPERLUCKy ☆ | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Rec0n | 6 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | .GRENADEBILL | 5 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | sirdimi ♕ | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | lanponygG | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SUPERLUCKy ☆ | 754 | 0.21 | 20 min |
| #2 | .GRENADEBILL | 260 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | sirdimi ♕ | 215 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | Rec0n | 204 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #5 | lanponygG | 159 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ R -iwnl- | +5.30 | 84 | 68 |
| #2 | Rec0n | +3.17 | 82 | 77 |
| #3 | Jabbaro | +1.08 | 76 | 61 |
| #4 | lanponygG | +1.05 | 86 | 64 |
| #5 | SUPERLUCKy ☆ | +0.82 | 67 | 75 |





