








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 572 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 332 matches | ||
| Faceit | 72 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4633 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,977 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5343 | 28% |
| Smokes | 6435 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3123 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4076 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $756,715 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 259 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZeronX | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | d3lay | 60% | 47 |
| #3 | marcel =) | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | PapsT | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/JAEGERBOMBERTV | 49% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | PapsT | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/JAEGERBOMBERTV | 49% | 37 |
| #6 | a7omic | 49% | 37 |
| #7 | impi | 45% | 42 |
| #8 | gore | 42% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d3lay | 6 | 0.0061 |
| #2 | a7omic | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | marcel =) | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | impi | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/JAEGERBOMBERTV | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | impi | 178 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | a7omic | 156 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | PapsT | 130 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | d3lay | 101 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | twitch.tv/JAEGERBOMBERTV | 101 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | niu | +2.68 | 90 | 66 |
| #2 | d3lay | +2.03 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | marcel =) | +1.87 | 89 | 64 |
| #4 | a7omic | +1.65 | 71 | 62 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/JAEGERBOMBERTV | +0.97 | 87 | 68 |





