








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 224 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 168 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2741 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,134 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3912 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3029 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2645 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2548 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $625,416 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 476 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HEnry | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | Kanye East | 60% | 75 |
| #3 | Grantham | 54% | 41 |
| #4 | skitz | 54% | 112 |
| #5 | booty clap | 51% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MRB0MBPLANT | 924 | 0.23 | 20 min |
| #2 | Kanye East | 294 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #3 | AsteriskAhn | 290 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | skitz | 204 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | booty clap | 158 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kanye East | +2.79 | 82 | 57 |
| #2 | Grantham | +1.78 | 78 | 55 |
| #3 | skitz | +1.58 | 88 | 57 |
| #4 | MRB0MBPLANT | +0.60 | 60 | 75 |
| #5 | booty clap | +0.46 | 75 | 64 |





