








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 467 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 273 matches | ||
| Wingman | 45 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3182 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,263 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2715 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3199 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3263 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3086 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,035,351 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 214 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Andr3e1g | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | G.O.D. | 53% | 17 |
| #3 | Qgel die Q. | 50% | 52 |
| #4 | Walzi🍌 | 48% | 27 |
| #5 | F 4 B E L W 3 S E N | 46% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qgel die Q. | +5.39 | 93 | 74 |
| #2 | Andr3e1g | +0.62 | 70 | 72 |
| #3 | qLx aN!® | +0.12 | 63 | 67 |
| #4 | Walzi🍌 | -0.03 | 65 | 66 |
| #5 | F 4 B E L W 3 S E N | -0.06 | 61 | 70 |





