








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2859 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,095 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 354 | 4% |
| Smokes | 3977 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 2914 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1850 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $306,941 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 180 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jjjjjjj | 497 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #2 | peezyy ツ | 169 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | apo | 145 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Dirty Dan | 121 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | BR0M④N | 98 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jjjjjjj | +4.99 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | peezyy ツ | +3.45 | 69 | 70 |
| #3 | KEEbitz | +2.81 | 58 | 64 |
| #4 | FEL1X | +2.45 | 68 | 63 |
| #5 | apo | +2.40 | 44 | 62 |





