








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1482 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 406 matches | ||
| Premier | 298 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6018 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,226 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3284 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2648 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3323 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1971 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,699,222 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 613 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angel | 51% | 71 |
| #2 | NyokaKynos | 50% | 44 |
| #3 | Lalol4 | 45% | 86 |
| #4 | Meyae1 | 40% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angel | 51% | 71 |
| #2 | NyokaKynos | 50% | 44 |
| #3 | Lalol4 | 45% | 86 |
| #4 | Meyae1 | 40% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angel | 17 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | Lalol4 | 12 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | NyokaKynos | 6 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | Meyae1 | 3 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lalol4 | 88 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #2 | Meyae1 | 48 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #3 | Angel | 6 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| #4 | NyokaKynos | 1 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angel | +4.23 | 74 | 13 |
| #2 | 【SG】Lillburstrom | +2.10 | 79 | 39 |
| #3 | Lalol4 | +0.22 | 67 | 35 |
| #4 | Meyae1 | -6.55 | 31 | 14 |
| #5 | NyokaKynos | -6.80 | 3 | 3 |





