








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1966 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1131 matches | ||
| Renown | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




117 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9820 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 49,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10281 | 21% |
| Smokes | 14274 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 12298 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 12388 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,444,956 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 561 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ufas@neramink_trenerio | 51% | 142 |
| #2 | ♠Gl1̡͢t́͟c̷h͠͡♠ | 44% | 63 |
| #3 | Jokse | 44% | 81 |
| #4 | Binky | 42% | 72 |
| #5 | Minime | 41% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ufas@neramink_trenerio | 51% | 142 |
| #2 | ♠Gl1̡͢t́͟c̷h͠͡♠ | 44% | 63 |
| #3 | Jokse | 44% | 81 |
| #4 | Binky | 42% | 72 |
| #5 | Minime | 41% | 118 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Minime | 22 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | Binky | 13 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | ♠Gl1̡͢t́͟c̷h͠͡♠ | 8 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Jokse | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Ufas@neramink_trenerio | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ufas@neramink_trenerio | 567 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #2 | Minime | 98 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | ♠Gl1̡͢t́͟c̷h͠͡♠ | 76 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Jokse | 74 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Binky | 63 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♠Gl1̡͢t́͟c̷h͠͡♠ | +1.06 | 63 | 60 |
| #2 | Binky | +0.85 | 73 | 52 |
| #3 | Jokse | +0.11 | 55 | 53 |
| #4 | Vaitiekus | -0.08 | 21 | 66 |
| #5 | Minime | -0.32 | 52 | 63 |





