








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4246 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,708 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1334 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2940 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2678 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2756 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,309,088 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NPetersen | 67% | 33 |
| #2 | Hauman | 66% | 41 |
| #3 | Rainyyy | 56% | 271 |
| #4 | CanVas ᴮᶦˡˡᶦᵖ ᴮˡᵉᶠᶠᵉˡ | 55% | 97 |
| #5 | Nikolaj | 53% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rainyyy | 22 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | CanVas ᴮᶦˡˡᶦᵖ ᴮˡᵉᶠᶠᵉˡ | 14 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | Snuxsnux | 11 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | NPetersen | 7 | 0.0106 |
| #5 | eRbS | 6 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rainyyy | 702 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| #2 | CanVas ᴮᶦˡˡᶦᵖ ᴮˡᵉᶠᶠᵉˡ | 190 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #3 | Mammut | 132 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Hauman | 122 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Nikolaj | 114 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hauman | +3.30 | 71 | 65 |
| #2 | Rainyyy | +2.03 | 83 | 70 |
| #3 | Nikolaj | +1.94 | 58 | 77 |
| #4 | Hitme ja :D (Black Lightning) | +1.37 | 87 | 47 |
| #5 | CanVas ᴮᶦˡˡᶦᵖ ᴮˡᵉᶠᶠᵉˡ | +0.12 | 72 | 65 |





