








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 94 matches | ||
| Wingman | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1983 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,545 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1368 | 25% |
| Smokes | 821 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 1770 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1586 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $644,437 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gokkeblomst | 62% | 26 |
| #2 | damien | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | Hauman | 52% | 71 |
| #4 | Rainyyy | 51% | 53 |
| #5 | Mammut | 50% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hitme ja :D (Black Lightning) | 17 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | Mammut | 9 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Rainyyy | 7 | 0.0067 |
| #4 | ShakeAndBake ツツツ | 5 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | B8tman | 4 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mammut | 253 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Hauman | 191 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | B8tman | 145 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Rainyyy | 119 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Gokkeblomst | 118 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | damien | +3.76 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | Hitme ja :D (Black Lightning) | +2.94 | 92 | 42 |
| #3 | ShakeAndBake ツツツ | +2.91 | 86 | 73 |
| #4 | Gokkeblomst | +2.86 | 59 | 69 |
| #5 | Hauman | +2.56 | 76 | 63 |





