








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 152 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Premier | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1852 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,036 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1227 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1157 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1126 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1526 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $905,451 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 105 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dallas Dan | 57% | 30 |
| #2 | mage | 48% | 31 |
| #3 | FLYSCOPE rocco | 48% | 48 |
| #4 | wrinkle | 48% | 44 |
| #5 | elizabeth taylor wears these | 47% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FLYSCOPE SovietBatman | 8 | 0.0102 |
| #2 | ting | 5 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | FLYSCOPE rocco | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | wrinkle | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | elizabeth taylor wears these | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | elizabeth taylor wears these | +5.20 | 72 | 74 |
| #2 | ting | +3.11 | 70 | 73 |
| #3 | mage | +3.10 | 87 | 69 |
| #4 | Dallas Dan | +2.08 | 85 | 60 |
| #5 | FLYSCOPE genderless plug | -1.08 | 63 | 52 |





