








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Renown | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1082 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,706 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1154 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1207 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1377 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 968 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $358,374 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | セオ | 60% | 80 |
| #2 | R4sMus | 56% | 81 |
| #3 | KOWABUNGA! | 54% | 78 |
| #4 | simomo | 53% | 129 |
| #5 | d0nut | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | セオ | 60% | 80 |
| #2 | R4sMus | 56% | 81 |
| #3 | KOWABUNGA! | 54% | 78 |
| #4 | simomo | 53% | 129 |
| #5 | d0nut | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | simomo | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | KOWABUNGA! | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | R4sMus | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | simomo | 533 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | セオ | 329 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | KOWABUNGA! | 301 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | R4sMus | 286 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #5 | d0nut | 32 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R4sMus | +3.66 | 87 | 63 |
| #2 | simomo | +1.94 | 81 | 61 |
| #3 | セオ | -0.52 | 61 | 62 |
| #4 | KOWABUNGA! | -0.71 | 67 | 73 |
| #5 | JEBS | -1.37 | 61 | 57 |





