








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
784 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,536 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 561 | 22% |
| Smokes | 573 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 806 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 596 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $419,573 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mathias | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | Hom3r | 52% | 25 |
| #3 | Snuxsnux | 52% | 52 |
| #4 | Rainyyy | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | NPetersen | 47% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | hector | 46% | 13 |
| #7 | Lilbror | 46% | 46 |
| #8 | caja | 39% | 18 |
| #9 | Jeyk | 33% | 6 |
| #10 | IceColdC | 20% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snuxsnux | 8 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | NPetersen | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Lilbror | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Hom3r | 1 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | hector | 1 | 0.0041 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NPetersen | 125 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #2 | Snuxsnux | 36 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Lilbror | 32 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | IceColdC | 28 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | caja | 27 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hector | +5.78 | 80 | 66 |
| #2 | Hom3r | +3.30 | 67 | 43 |
| #3 | NPetersen | +2.52 | 72 | 48 |
| #4 | Lilbror | +1.57 | 66 | 53 |
| #5 | Rainyyy | +0.83 | 78 | 71 |





