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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 13 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 9 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
181 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 674 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 190 | 28% |
| Smokes | 196 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 123 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 165 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $43,064 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mhL | 2 | 0.0339 |
| #2 | innocent | 1 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | rallen | 1 | 0.0139 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | innocent | 35 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #2 | kisserek | 15 | 0.14 | 0 min |
| #3 | Flayy | 14 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #4 | rallen | 9 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #5 | mhL | 9 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rallen | +6.58 | 81 | 88 |
| #2 | Flayy | +2.56 | 93 | 63 |
| #3 | kisserek | +2.36 | 95 | 64 |
| #4 | innocent | +0.83 | 85 | 65 |
| #5 | SZPERO | -1.63 | 82 | 54 |





