








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 265 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 171 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3379 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,267 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3582 | 39% |
| Smokes | 1804 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 1608 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2273 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $608,722 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 408 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sjappalol | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | Асгеир | 60% | 35 |
| #3 | smiley | 58% | 163 |
| #4 | ☂️ ✘aiizyツ | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | IMTH0MAS | 54% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smiley | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Асгеир | 2 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | vozy979 | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Dacer | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | ☂️ ✘aiizyツ | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smiley | 337 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #2 | IMTH0MAS | 215 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #3 | vozy979 | 137 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Асгеир | 89 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | Dacer | 63 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smiley | +4.39 | 91 | 58 |
| #2 | IMTH0MAS | +2.55 | 88 | 75 |
| #3 | vozy979 | +1.73 | 91 | 51 |
| #4 | TheZartex | +1.12 | 76 | 58 |
| #5 | Асгеир | +0.87 | 84 | 51 |





