








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 471 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 434 matches | ||
| Esplay | 6 matches | 1,695 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3933 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,047 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4240 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3713 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3254 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2840 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,438,377 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Igelkotte. | 12 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | HIGH BRIX | 12 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | FEGISENš | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | FISKEELITEN | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Beskow | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Igelkotte. | 1584 | 0.25 | 51 min |
| #2 | HIGH BRIX | 663 | 0.11 | 19 min |
| #3 | FEGISENš | 292 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #4 | FISKEELITEN | 280 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | Beskow | 247 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Igelkotte. | +2.77 | 73 | 80 |
| #2 | p4tr1c >.< | +2.74 | 76 | 78 |
| #3 | Beskow | +2.67 | 84 | 61 |
| #4 | FEGISENš | +2.29 | 80 | 61 |
| #5 | ADHDGutta | +1.86 | 62 | 57 |





