








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 517 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3478 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,177 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2608 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2566 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2921 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1082 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,067,846 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 246 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BoxxyCore | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | Back2hell | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | kick | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | Ariki | 56% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BoxxyCore | 63% | 27 |
| #2 | Back2hell | 61% | 31 |
| #3 | kick | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | Ariki | 56% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Back2hell | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | kick | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ariki | 137 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | Back2hell | 39 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | kick | 25 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #4 | BoxxyCore | 14 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ninetynice | +1.07 | 77 | 59 |
| #2 | Back2hell | +1.02 | 69 | 70 |
| #3 | kick | +1.01 | 74 | 47 |
| #4 | BoxxyCore | -0.11 | 58 | 53 |
| #5 | Ariki | -1.00 | 42 | 49 |





