








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 409 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 142 matches | ||
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3021 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,934 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4281 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3501 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 3892 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3260 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $670,896 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 70 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Suqp3r | 72% | 43 |
| #2 | Irb ☺ | 71% | 24 |
| #3 | mikke | 67% | 18 |
| #4 | PETT1_ | 65% | 49 |
| #5 | attE | 62% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | julmEzhA=DDD! | 467 | 0.28 | 12 min |
| #2 | zet0r | 309 | 0.28 | 10 min |
| #3 | PETT1_ | 187 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Suqp3r | 170 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | Rake | 169 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wiiiii | +2.34 | 81 | 73 |
| #2 | julmEzhA=DDD! | +2.16 | 82 | 77 |
| #3 | attE | +2.05 | 62 | 73 |
| #4 | PETT1_ | +2.01 | 76 | 70 |
| #5 | kiiPulaTeAm | +2.01 | 90 | 53 |





