








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 145 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1037 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,933 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1505 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1270 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1141 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1017 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $167,311 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dLAN | 67% | 6 |
| #2 | D0Niii | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | KeMi | 57% | 63 |
| #4 | sT4iK | 53% | 66 |
| #5 | prA | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sT4iK | 339 | 0.24 | 10 min |
| #2 | KeMi | 129 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | prA | 66 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #4 | r4mBo | 57 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | D0Niii | 27 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KeMi | +2.66 | 83 | 64 |
| #2 | Smackdown | +1.47 | 85 | 79 |
| #3 | D0Niii | +1.24 | 90 | 76 |
| #4 | prA | +0.80 | 52 | 70 |
| #5 | r4mBo | +0.80 | 60 | 71 |





