








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2350 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,621 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1990 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2250 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1251 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2130 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $173,409 of utility $33 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Javi Petas | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | Maci | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | Rubs.gg | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | Neo | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | Nos comeremo unos Pasteleh! | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Javi Petas | 53% | 15 |
| #2 | Maci | 53% | 15 |
| #3 | Rubs.gg | 48% | 21 |
| #4 | Neo | 43% | 14 |
| #5 | Nos comeremo unos Pasteleh! | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nos comeremo unos Pasteleh! | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Maci | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rubs.gg | 79 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #2 | Nos comeremo unos Pasteleh! | 64 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | Neo | 46 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Maci | 43 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Javi Petas | 40 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maci | +4.67 | 83 | 68 |
| #2 | Nos comeremo unos Pasteleh! | +4.23 | 78 | 60 |
| #3 | L2n4t1C | +0.66 | 63 | 56 |
| #4 | Rubs.gg | -0.21 | 74 | 76 |
| #5 | Javi Petas | -1.13 | 62 | 71 |





