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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 853 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 351 matches | ||
| Wingman | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4848 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3868 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4850 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 4533 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2287 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,325,456 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TRIZZE | 68% | 31 |
| #2 | alu | 62% | 37 |
| #3 | 🗿⃤⃢🍷Pepish | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | Hapket | 54% | 57 |
| #5 | Lost ctrl | 54% | 185 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tobbs | 480 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #2 | Son | 366 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | Lost ctrl | 230 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | NajF | 183 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | TRIZZE | 172 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alu | +3.87 | 81 | 70 |
| #2 | Hapket | +2.63 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | Son | +1.66 | 59 | 66 |
| #4 | NajF | +1.26 | 69 | 56 |
| #5 | Vïnter | +1.20 | 68 | 58 |





