








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 86 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,067 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 774 | 25% |
| Smokes | 841 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 692 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 760 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $185,185 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 29 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luckyy; | 100% | 5 |
| #2 | UNIKKING /G/ | 86% | 7 |
| #3 | Medave | 76% | 17 |
| #4 | HEADSHOOTFURNIKATOR | 69% | 13 |
| #5 | cLeM- | 62% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UNIKKING /G/ | 3 | 0.0250 |
| #2 | Medave | 2 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | cLeM- | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Belette | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cLeM- | 212 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #2 | Medave | 53 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | HEADSHOOTFURNIKATOR | 53 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Belette | 35 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | diamantiK | 28 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luckyy; | +3.88 | 68 | 54 |
| #2 | cLeM- | +2.82 | 84 | 69 |
| #3 | UNIKKING /G/ | +1.88 | 64 | 70 |
| #4 | Medave | +1.04 | 70 | 60 |
| #5 | michEllE | +0.89 | 68 | 31 |





