








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1035 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 196 matches | ||
| Faceit | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




107 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5588 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,728 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6029 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5338 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4983 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4378 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $987,162 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 602 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | vos3no | 52% | 48 |
| #8 | Bakhaaw | 52% | 29 |
| #9 | Saxxxxxx | 46% | 68 |
| #10 | FL Studio | 44% | 52 |
| #11 | chaos | 44% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bakhaaw | 16 | 0.0284 |
| #2 | vos3no | 14 | 0.0157 |
| #3 | Sehlitto | 13 | 0.0150 |
| #4 | FL Studio | 11 | 0.0123 |
| #5 | [@c]Del | 10 | 0.0159 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saxxxxxx | 316 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #2 | vos3no | 255 | 0.29 | 4 min |
| #3 | βеηżǿ | 161 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Akaa - CS2ROUEN | 159 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #5 | Sehlitto | 150 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [@c]Del | +3.62 | 68 | 53 |
| #2 | PARAFIT | +2.24 | 69 | 63 |
| #3 | Bakhaaw | +0.71 | 66 | 54 |
| #4 | chaos | +0.37 | 60 | 65 |
| #5 | Sehlitto | +0.23 | 52 | 57 |





