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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 78 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 178 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1727 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,749 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1005 | 11% |
| Smokes | 2717 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2031 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2996 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,016,606 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 237 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChesSoU | 51% | 100 |
| #2 | Krisout | 48% | 25 |
| #3 | [Aioli] ChesS [A] | 41% | 248 |
| #4 | *aAa* ROCCO | 40% | 83 |
| #5 | Frogolo | 34% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChesSoU | 51% | 100 |
| #2 | Krisout | 48% | 25 |
| #3 | [Aioli] ChesS [A] | 41% | 248 |
| #4 | *aAa* ROCCO | 40% | 83 |
| #5 | Frogolo | 34% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [Aioli] ChesS [A] | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | *aAa* ROCCO | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | ChesSoU | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Frogolo | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Krisout | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *aAa* ROCCO | 222 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Krisout | 104 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #3 | Frogolo | 82 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | [Aioli] ChesS [A] | 36 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| #5 | ChesSoU | 5 | 0.00 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ChesSoU | +2.75 | 58 | 27 |
| #2 | Krisout | +2.66 | 59 | 76 |
| #3 | [Aioli] ChesS [A] | +2.45 | 65 | 28 |
| #4 | *aAa* ROCCO | +1.02 | 71 | 62 |
| #5 | Frogolo | -3.01 | 20 | 55 |





