








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,989 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 658 | 22% |
| Smokes | 927 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 731 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 673 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $647,027 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Unspoken | 71% | 7 |
| #2 | Ruby Rose | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | somber | 58% | 12 |
| #4 | Bjydn | 52% | 60 |
| #5 | brew | 46% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ojen | 43% | 129 |
| #8 | voldy | 39% | 92 |
| #9 | WarThorn | 33% | 12 |
| #10 | Qweebz | 27% | 22 |
| #11 | Mazzi | 10% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruby Rose | +2.63 | 27 | 63 |
| #2 | ojen | +2.30 | 59 | 70 |
| #3 | Bjydn | +0.94 | 64 | 64 |
| #4 | Unspoken | +0.32 | 75 | 43 |
| #5 | brew | +0.24 | 63 | 59 |





