








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 516 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,374 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2517 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1869 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2132 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 856 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $678,085 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wooly | 23 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | The Italian Wonder | 7 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | ✪ Flame | 7 | 0.0171 |
| #4 | Beiko | 7 | 0.0191 |
| #5 | Cheese Wheelie | 5 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wooly | 305 | 0.16 | 8 min |
| #2 | The VeJewtarian | 165 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #3 | collob | 164 | 0.37 | 5 min |
| #4 | The Italian Wonder | 160 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | xXROLLZXx | 136 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | collob | +4.37 | 75 | 78 |
| #2 | Wooly | +3.24 | 50 | 60 |
| #3 | Kipe | +3.00 | 50 | 72 |
| #4 | The Italian Wonder | +2.26 | 64 | 57 |
| #5 | kSalty | +1.83 | 71 | 80 |





