








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 960 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 564 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6615 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,024 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8125 | 27% |
| Smokes | 6261 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 7265 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 8373 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,252,836 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 723 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suN | 63% | 40 |
| #2 | keev | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | k0bbel™ | 53% | 38 |
| #4 | El sin Honor #HODL | 45% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suN | 63% | 40 |
| #2 | keev | 58% | 45 |
| #3 | k0bbel™ | 53% | 38 |
| #4 | El sin Honor #HODL | 45% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k0bbel™ | 4 | 0.0051 |
| #2 | keev | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | El sin Honor #HODL | 240 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | k0bbel™ | 187 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #3 | suN | 146 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | keev | 106 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | flipflava | +0.85 | 84 | 69 |
| #2 | keev | +0.47 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | El sin Honor #HODL | -0.64 | 81 | 64 |
| #4 | suN | -0.68 | 65 | 69 |
| #5 | k0bbel™ | -1.01 | 72 | 61 |





