








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 217 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 579 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15940 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,111 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6598 | 23% |
| Smokes | 10905 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 5449 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6159 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,836,450 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 381 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rythio | 66% | 102 |
| #2 | professional rat | 62% | 428 |
| #3 | Me say | 61% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rythio | 66% | 102 |
| #2 | professional rat | 62% | 428 |
| #3 | Me say | 61% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | professional rat | 38 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Rythio | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Me say | 2 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | professional rat | 280 | 0.03 | 7 min |
| #2 | Rythio | 157 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Me say | 134 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wampa | +3.60 | 87 | 49 |
| #2 | professional rat | +2.21 | 83 | 41 |
| #3 | Rythio | +0.57 | 83 | 55 |
| #4 | Me say | -1.42 | 74 | 54 |





