








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 59 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 129 matches | ||
| Faceit | 103 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3801 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,366 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3901 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4331 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 2831 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2303 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $187,483 of utility $29 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 156 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Farmovement | 62% | 74 |
| #2 | hijo | 59% | 71 |
| #3 | disi | 59% | 75 |
| #4 | WarTi | 56% | 117 |
| #5 | rASANter L1q | 53% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | disi | 59% | 75 |
| #4 | WarTi | 56% | 117 |
| #5 | rASANter L1q | 53% | 43 |
| #6 | L99zn | 50% | 101 |
| #7 | QUiCKZ | 41% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Farmovement | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | disi | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | L99zn | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | rASANter L1q | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | WarTi | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WarTi | 387 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | hijo | 254 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | rASANter L1q | 184 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | disi | 129 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | Farmovement | 117 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L99zn | +2.75 | 82 | 37 |
| #2 | Farmovement | +1.62 | 64 | 58 |
| #3 | vlieldiavol0~ | +1.24 | 82 | 65 |
| #4 | disi | +0.16 | 56 | 56 |
| #5 | WarTi | -0.40 | 57 | 74 |





