








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 846 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 272 matches | ||
| Faceit | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 90 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,750 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3948 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3759 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2774 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3269 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,945,831 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 472 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | dubiidoso | 62% | 29 |
| #8 | plat | 62% | 76 |
| #9 | Xico | 60% | 30 |
| #10 | matosas | 54% | 114 |
| #11 | Blank | 54% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | matosas | 494 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | plat | 479 | 0.30 | 15 min |
| #3 | KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK | 228 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #4 | eP1cK- | 199 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | JOZUwms* | 126 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | plat | +2.88 | 73 | 83 |
| #2 | juv | +2.72 | 81 | 64 |
| #3 | JOZUwms* | +2.60 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | eP1cK- | +0.60 | 63 | 65 |
| #5 | KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK | +0.27 | 58 | 82 |





