








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
779 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,265 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1543 | 36% |
| Smokes | 1039 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 661 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 1022 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $82,383 of utility $53 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | dest | 40% | 5 |
| #10 | bekk0 | 40% | 20 |
| #11 | -Upssss- | 33% | 6 |
| #12 | psycho | 25% | 4 |
| #13 | alu | 20% | 5 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bekk0 | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | PM | 1 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | Qgel die Q. | 1 | 0.0083 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Qgel die Q. | +4.45 | 92 | 74 |
| #2 | haVanNafLx' | +1.83 | 84 | 77 |
| #3 | myTrusT ツ | +1.34 | 78 | 85 |
| #4 | PM | +0.57 | 77 | 68 |
| #5 | m1keeh | +0.52 | 72 | 66 |





