








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 112 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
948 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,645 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 178 | 11% |
| Smokes | 748 | 45% |
| HE Grenades | 436 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 283 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $181,709 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brodator | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | AffeMitWaffe | 46% | 134 |
| #3 | Brobocop | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brodator | 50% | 8 |
| #2 | AffeMitWaffe | 46% | 134 |
| #3 | Brobocop | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AffeMitWaffe | 15 | 0.0055 |
| #2 | Brobocop | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AffeMitWaffe | 66 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #2 | Brobocop | 47 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #3 | Brodator | 11 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AffeMitWaffe | +0.09 | 47 | 39 |
| #2 | Brodator | -0.14 | 20 | 57 |
| #3 | krezi | -1.71 | 35 | 36 |
| #4 | Brobocop | -1.89 | 49 | 73 |





