








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 784 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 493 matches | ||
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4747 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,489 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3166 | 15% |
| Smokes | 7556 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 5570 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5197 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,843,014 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 235 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spechtman | 50% | 42 |
| #2 | Brobocop | 46% | 387 |
| #3 | n!t3 | 35% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spechtman | 50% | 42 |
| #2 | Brobocop | 46% | 387 |
| #3 | n!t3 | 35% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brobocop | 11 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | n!t3 | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brobocop | 952 | 0.14 | 22 min |
| #2 | n!t3 | 103 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Spechtman | 39 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Brodator | +0.21 | 42 | 55 |
| #2 | Brobocop | -1.51 | 48 | 70 |
| #3 | Spechtman | -2.57 | 20 | 47 |
| #4 | n!t3 | -2.84 | 39 | 63 |





