








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 41 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
659 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,782 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 767 | 28% |
| Smokes | 659 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 678 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 678 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $162,949 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | howl | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | big stu | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | JameZ | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | Arkky | 67% | 21 |
| #5 | Dr Strawberry | 64% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Arkky | 67% | 21 |
| #5 | Dr Strawberry | 64% | 11 |
| #6 | afr0st | 64% | 55 |
| #7 | #Kingy | 55% | 31 |
| #8 | pipes | 50% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | afr0st | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | #Kingy | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | big stu | 1 | 0.0118 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | afr0st | 187 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | #Kingy | 79 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Dr Strawberry | 37 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Arkky | 29 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | big stu | 23 | 0.27 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | afr0st | +1.81 | 89 | 74 |
| #2 | pipes | +1.14 | 89 | 62 |
| #3 | Arkky | +0.92 | 61 | 61 |
| #4 | huGmach1ne :D/ | +0.47 | 88 | 77 |
| #5 | howl | +0.22 | 62 | 87 |





