








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 150 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2317 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,462 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 921 | 14% |
| Smokes | 1427 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2530 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 1584 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $505,815 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . TTF . EmKiiL | 2 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | KoRoZiff | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | . TTF . bEULS_ | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KoRoZiff | 131 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | Axelito ® | 57 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | . TTF . EmKiiL | 32 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #4 | =TTF=TamZaK | 25 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | . TTF . bEULS_ | 20 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . TTF . bEULS_ | +2.16 | 70 | 38 |
| #2 | Axelito ® | +1.37 | 80 | 41 |
| #3 | =TTF=TamZaK | +0.31 | 48 | 63 |
| #4 | KoRoZiff | -0.47 | 28 | 69 |
| #5 | . TTF . EmKiiL | -0.69 | 68 | 53 |





