








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 479 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1898 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,462 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1269 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1356 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1700 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1137 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $678,900 of utility $171 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MonstrO | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | dFx // Leetify.com | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | Bitshares | 53% | 59 |
| #4 | Jack3D | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | _- eCoMan -_ | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MonstrO | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | dFx // Leetify.com | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | Bitshares | 53% | 59 |
| #4 | Jack3D | 51% | 35 |
| #5 | _- eCoMan -_ | 43% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dFx // Leetify.com | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | _- eCoMan -_ | 2 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | Jack3D | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | MonstrO | 1 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bitshares | 112 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | Jack3D | 91 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | dFx // Leetify.com | 80 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | _- eCoMan -_ | 41 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | MonstrO | 23 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dFx // Leetify.com | +8.07 | 90 | 60 |
| #2 | Jack3D | +1.98 | 67 | 65 |
| #3 | Bitshares | +1.12 | 68 | 69 |
| #4 | Waalsegrond | +0.06 | 56 | 64 |
| #5 | MonstrO | -0.31 | 68 | 63 |





