








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 629 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 819 matches | ||
| Premier | 201 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9724 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 33,972 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8747 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8531 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 9462 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 7232 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,398,385 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 545 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lord Richard Bisou | 59% | 69 |
| #2 | VøøĐõõ # [FR] | 51% | 191 |
| #3 | Rafaruto | 46% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lord Richard Bisou | 59% | 69 |
| #2 | VøøĐõõ # [FR] | 51% | 191 |
| #3 | Rafaruto | 46% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rafaruto | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | VøøĐõõ # [FR] | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Lord Richard Bisou | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VøøĐõõ # [FR] | 183 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #2 | Rafaruto | 151 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #3 | Lord Richard Bisou | 135 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bali Bilaw | +1.40 | 75 | 64 |
| #2 | Lord Richard Bisou | +1.39 | 61 | 67 |
| #3 | VøøĐõõ # [FR] | -0.17 | 67 | 50 |
| #4 | Rafaruto | -0.69 | 59 | 58 |





