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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 184 | 19% |
| Smokes | 166 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 318 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 307 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $183,561 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flying Fish | 65% | 17 |
| #2 | Mut4ntti | 33% | 3 |
| #3 | Snateri | 29% | 41 |
| #4 | Remu | 29% | 41 |
| #5 | k1kke | 8% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Mut4ntti | 33% | 3 |
| #3 | Snateri | 29% | 41 |
| #4 | Remu | 29% | 41 |
| #5 | k1kke | 8% | 12 |
| #6 | Mestari | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snateri | 3 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | Remu | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remu | 156 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #2 | Snateri | 133 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Flying Fish | 123 | 0.36 | 4 min |
| #4 | k1kke | 30 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #5 | Mut4ntti | 2 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flying Fish | +3.98 | 77 | 75 |
| #2 | Remu | +1.17 | 82 | 68 |
| #3 | Snateri | -0.20 | 47 | 57 |
| #4 | Mestari | -1.36 | 30 | 61 |
| #5 | k1kke | -4.04 | 25 | 51 |





