








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1879 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 349 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5954 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,766 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9689 | 35% |
| Smokes | 6171 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7224 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 4682 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $943,905 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1360 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remu | 53% | 179 |
| #2 | Snateri | 52% | 130 |
| #3 | k1kke | 47% | 58 |
| #4 | Mut4ntti | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remu | 53% | 179 |
| #2 | Snateri | 52% | 130 |
| #3 | k1kke | 47% | 58 |
| #4 | Mut4ntti | 46% | 48 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remu | 9 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Snateri | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Mut4ntti | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remu | 488 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | Snateri | 385 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | k1kke | 154 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | Mut4ntti | 52 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flying Fish | +1.81 | 73 | 79 |
| #2 | Remu | +0.37 | 78 | 66 |
| #3 | k1kke | -0.12 | 60 | 69 |
| #4 | Snateri | -0.83 | 34 | 63 |
| #5 | Mut4ntti | -2.18 | 48 | 58 |





